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We have a collection of 2 Car quotes from Henny Youngman

"My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash." (ID 14916)

"I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car." (ID 15020)

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