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We have a collection of 7 Car quotes from Erma Bombeck

"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments." (ID 14841)

"Never have more children than you have car windows." (ID 14891)

"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth." (ID 14903)

"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery." (ID 14936)

"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car." (ID 14937)

"Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time." (ID 14972)

"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows." (ID 15008)

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