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We have a collection of 3 Car quotes from Dave Barry

"Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down." (ID 14831)


"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." (ID 14932)


"I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems." (ID 14966)


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