We have a collection of 3 Car quotes from Adam Carolla
"My first car was a motorcycle." (ID 15001)
"I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances." (ID 15002)
"I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and everyone's getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people can't walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps." (ID 15003)